Three Things...and a little on the side.

Three things that happened today:

The cute little ribbon on my cute underpants untied and became hopelessly caught in the zipper of my pants. I wonder if it's the universe telling me I'm too "curvy" for skinny jeans. (To the two males who read my blog, sorry about the TMI. Just wait until I write a post about ovaries and FHP's. I'm going to entitle it "Steak", just to throw you off. Muah ha ha!)
Our dog ran away. Oh, we found him again, because it seems like everyone in our neighborhood knows him as he's made a habit of doing this whenever we leave the house lately. See, when we bought this house we decided that we wanted the cat boxes in the garage and that entailed putting in a kitty door. For some reason we chose the "Chubby" cat door and lo and behold, our 70 pound boxer can fit through it. Since we leave our garage door up a bit for the cats to go in and out, he has learned that if he lays on his side and paddles his feet like an idiot he can b a r e l y slide under the door. But not before punching out the screens in any open window he can get to, to see if he can go out that way first. He must know how stupid he looks squeezing his giant ribcage through half a foot of space. (perhaps this is similar to how I look squeezing into my beloved jeans? ) How do we know this for sure since we're gone? Let's just say that today we played detective and I witnessed the whole thing myself. Dang dog. I managed to fix the separation anxiety that he came with and now he decides to regress? What is up with that? Okay, don't answer me. I know exactly what is going on, I just don't really want to deal with it right now. But deal I must, for that is what you do when you commit to take care of an animal. Dang , dang dog!
My camera is acting wonky again and so the photos to go with my awesome giveaway post are also wonky. So that will have to wait until tomorrow. Boo, camera. Boo!

So, anywhoo...that's my lot today.

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However!

(I love howevers.)

Tomorrow night I get to go to my friend Tony Kevin Jr.'s show at the Tractor (thanks to my sweet friend, Danielle. Hi Danielle!) I am really proud of Tony and this show is going to be fantabulous...if you're in Seattle tomorrow night, please join us! I'm really excited to get the show poster to add to my growing collection.

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